- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

im telling maguire

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

Justin Beiber

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

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