- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Lil Wayne

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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