- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

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What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

What did the father give to his daughter? AIDS.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

What? Huh?

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

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