- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

An anteatter walks into a bar, the bar tender says "hey renee zellweger"

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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