- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

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