- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!