- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

Good afternoon.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

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