- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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