what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

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"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

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Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

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Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

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Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

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What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

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Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

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Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

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– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

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Anti Joke

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