- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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