How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

There is no "i" in "team," but there are two in "indigo."

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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