Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

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A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

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Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

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What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

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If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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