I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

I killed someone on minecraft.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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