- Anti Joke

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? None. While they were figuring out who to change the bulb the bulb lit a spark and the house caught fire. Everyone but one died. The black guy couldn't change the bulb because the bulb was lost in the fire.

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

Two guys walk into a bar.The barmen says "sorry we are closed." So the two men reply "There isn't a closed sign on the door and the door was open so we assumed it was OK to come in and have a drink". The barman says "Sorry we are closed at the moment but come back in 20 minutes and I can serve you". So the men leave and come back for a drink in 25 minutes time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A Pilot

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