Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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What do you call a black man? Rob

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Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

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What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

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Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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womens rights.

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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