Did you hear Whitney Houston died? Yes.

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Robin, get in the car!

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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Joke: two polar bears were in a bath tub. One said "pass the soap." And the other one said "no soap, radio!"

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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