- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

This is an anti- joke

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

What page are you on The gay page.

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

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