why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

My dog barks when someones at the door.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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