- Anti Joke

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

A doctor walks out of the delivery room, he then relieves a nervous father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happiness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with more information. Your wife died during the delivery.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

Who's cooler than Ellie?? Turtleman hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

what is chuck norris's favorite food? lasagna.

Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

All of these jokes are about white people

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr