- Anti Joke

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

Equal rights!

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.