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Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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A van drives into a car.

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Please don't shoot me

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

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if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

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How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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Waffles ate my grandma

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

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Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

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How old are you? 7

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What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

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Joe is a negotiator. When joe sees someone in trouble, he tries to help them out of it by talking. Joe failed to talk to Osama bin laden correctly. Joe is no longer living in this world. Joe drank his sorrows away and died from the alcohol in his body. Osama is completely unrelated to this, his family died in a car crash.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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