What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

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Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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i had a black friend once......just kidding

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Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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I'm so punny.

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

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Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

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Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

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Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

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What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

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your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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