- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

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