- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

ERROR 3045: This joke has gone bankrupt and Is laying in the hospital//:: THE CAUSE: OBAMA CARE

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Vaginal secretions

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red, violets are blue, grass is green, sky is blue, dirt is brown, fire is orange, water is transparent, powder is white

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What is it about homosexuals that's so gay? What is it about heterosexuals that's so straight? What is it about an apple that's so gay?(Because it's a FRUIT right?) What is it about penises that's so straight?

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