What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

irish man drinking john smiths

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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