Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

Eh yo Sean u mr. Kingston Hey, how are you doing?

why did the Mexican take $20, because he found it on the ground

What do you call a black guy driving an airplane? A pilot

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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