What is the difference between a painting and Jesus? It only takes one nail to put up a painting

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

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What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

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What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

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Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

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antijoke is the best website.

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What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

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Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

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What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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For no reason at all Pac-man was being chased by evil monsters while eating his luch...He choked on his food and died

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tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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