I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

What do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Why was the student late for class? Because paraplegics can't drive.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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