- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Andoni was here

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Hats better than a stick? A stone

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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