- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

Lil Wayne

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Women's rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

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