- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

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