Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

Prostitution is bad.......

What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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