What is brown and sticky? A Stick

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

This is a joke.

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

no really what are ur names?

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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