Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

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y u no like me joke?

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What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

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(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

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How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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How do you make a Dead Baby Float..... ......With 3 scoops of ice cream and 1 cup of liquid stem cells.

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Denard Robinson

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What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

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Anti Joke

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