What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

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That is so fetch

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Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

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Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

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Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

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How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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Q- what do you call a Jew swimming in the Antarctic? A- Dead, any man wouldn't survive swimming in water that cold

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Why doesnt snow like Asians? Snow is a form of precipitation within the Earth's atmosphere in the form of crystalline water ice, consisting of a multitude of snowflakes that fall from clouds. Since snow is composed of small ice particles, it is a granular material. It has an open and therefore soft structure, unless packed by external pressure. Snowflakes come in a variety of sizes and shapes. Types which fall in the form of a ball due to melting and refreezing, rather than a flake, are known as graupel, ice pellets or snow grains. Therefore since snow is unhuman they are then thus incapable of emotions because they lack any vitals organs.

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Who has two thumbs and is happy? This girl! You're a girl?

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How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

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"How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door." "How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?" "Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door." "The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend.... except one. Which one?" "The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator." "There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat." "You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting."

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yo mama's so fat because when women are pregnet thay gain weight for there child to feed on

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Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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http://media.photobucket.com/image/whale%20penis/marcus1v0/whale_penis2.jpg

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what did the dead guy say to the boy? nothing he is dead.

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A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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