- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

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What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

Robin, get in the car, please.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

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