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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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