roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

if got a joke if fogot it

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

a disabled man takes a walk in a park

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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