Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

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