why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

If you have a stroke, call 000

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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