One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

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Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

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Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

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Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

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Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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