- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

fish fishy caoimhin

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

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