MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

What did the down syndrome kid get for christmas? Pulmonary Embolisms.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

YOLO You only like Oreos

Here's a joke for you, my life...

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You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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