- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cry me a river. Then build a bridge and become a structural engineer.

a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

why did the boy cry because i punched him so hard in the face he shit out his teeth for the next three weeks

Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

Why did the horse stop runnIng? His master beat him to death.

that krista chich from the below joke accepted me as a friend, then she blocked me. haha WOW, she realy is a bitch.

Q: What's the difference between Osama's death and Paris Hilton's bra? A: One is Osama's death and the other is Paris Hilton's bra.

What is older than history?

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

Two Irish men walk in to a bar. Or maybe it was three. It's actually quite a common occurrence here in Dublin.

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

Ms Leong Sux

women's rights.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

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