- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Why? Why not?

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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