- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

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