What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

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What did the prostitute say to the pimp? Can I have $50? She was found three minutes later beaten to death with a purple cane, and had many imprssions of rings in her skull

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor, You've been diagnosed with venereal disease.

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Pick a number between 2 and 8. Now multiply that number by 9. Now add the 2 digits of that answer together. (example 18 is 1+8) Now subtract that answer number by 5. Now choose the letter below that corresponds to that answer. 1 = A 2 = B 3 = C 4 = D 5 = E 6 = F Now pick a country that starts with that letter. Now pick an animal where the first letter of the animals name is the last letter of the country's name. Now think of a color where the first letter of the colors name is the last letter of the animals name. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Are you thinking of an orange kangaroo from Denmark?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

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What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

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Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

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What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

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A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

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What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

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Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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