- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that it became a problem affecting everyone close in her life. Her new year's resolution was to lose weight, and surprisingly, has become quite healthy since then.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

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Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

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