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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

you will like this because i am black.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

your a vagina says you, your a booby

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

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