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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

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