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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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