- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

Roses are red Violets are blue Polytetrafluoroethylene is a synthetic fluoropolymer of tetrafluoroethylene that has numerous applications

What did the apple say to the other apple? Nothing, apples are fruits and cannot talk

a man walks into a bar. He left after he drank two beers. Someone pulled his pants down and he didnt notice. when he got home he realized his pants were gone. He returned to the bar to search, but it was a metal bar, and he was fairly stupid. please dont laugh

Roses are red, Violets are blue.. And IDGAF!

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

Why did then plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

A chicken walks into McDonalds. He never comes out because he got grilled, greased, and seasoned.

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

Q) What is black, white, and red all over? A) A zebra that just became the kill of a hungry carnivore

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

HELLO EVERYONE

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

what is red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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