- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

Psychics.

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A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

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