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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

What's more fun than thumbing down a shit joke? Thumbing down a shit joke which is neutral previous to your disliking giving it a little negative number.

Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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