- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

2 Scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for H20, and the second one asks for H20 too. They both enjoy a refreshing glass of water.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

If life hands you lemons... Question yourself what just happened because life isn't tangible and has no way of handing you lemons, and even if it did, why lemons?

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

How do you kill a blonde? Tell her she can breath underwater.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

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