Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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