A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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Black people having a Job.

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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what do you call a black chef glendon

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

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How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

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– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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