Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

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What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

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A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

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knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

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How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

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What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

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VITAMIN C!

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Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Poker face

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