- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

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