What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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