What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

Face...the other white meat!

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

why was the cat black it was a black cat

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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