What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

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knock knock Dave's not here.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

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Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

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my mom died because she was morbidly obese

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what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

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a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

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catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

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What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

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Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

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What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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