It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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