- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

knock knock go away!!!

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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