- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

A man walks into a vagina

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

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Sloths

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

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