- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

why was the fat man excercizing? because he was a fatass and no one liked him

who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

Homo say what?

why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

I <3 Hitler

what you get time to go with? - a clock

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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