Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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RUN

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How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

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An Asian man walks into a bar and ask the Barman for a beer, the Barman is racist and therefore tells the Asian man to leave his pub. The man goes home and drowns his children in the bath and pushes his wife down the stairs, he is found out by the police and is given a life sentence in jail. 5 years later the Barman kills someone in a bar fight and is also sent to jail for life. The Barman meats the Asian man in prison and they settle there differences with a handshake. Two days later the Barman was stabbed in the neck.

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What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

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A circus clown riding the cutest miniture Shetland pony both fall over a cliff and die.

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An elderly lady walks into a grocery store, and nothing of a great significance happens.

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have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

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Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

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What should you say when someone says a bad joke? I'm sorry, your joke cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and don't try again.

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Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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