roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

what long green and bumpy? a pickle

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Laugh.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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