What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

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Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

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Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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WILLYS

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What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? The lawyer is a human being whose profession is to give legal advice and assistance to clients and represent them in court or in other legal matters while the catfish is a freshwater or marine fish with whiskerlike barbels around the mouth, typically bottom-dwelling. -BG_Shank_A

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

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Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

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i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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Knock Knock there's a doorbell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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