- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Oh s***

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

Two baby seals walk into a club.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

ure mama's so fat

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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