What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

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So a bar walks into a man...

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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What if I told you.....potatoe

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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