There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after his operation.

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Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

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Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

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Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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