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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

the economy.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

Knock knock Who's there? The chicken that crossed the road

hey hey apple

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Andoni was here

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

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