- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

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