What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

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An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

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Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

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What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

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whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

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Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

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What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

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Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

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Knock Know! Come in!

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

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What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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