What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

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A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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How do you make your house smell bad? fart

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What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

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Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

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How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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Q. Why did Justin Beiber fall off the ladder? A. He was trying to reach puberty

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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The holocaust

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Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

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Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

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A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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