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what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

The WPGA tour

Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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