Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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Niall Horan

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

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Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

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why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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dat shoe shine tho

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why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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How do you make lady gaga cry? Give her bad romance haven't you heard this joke before......DUMBASS

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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