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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Why was the man sad? His wife left

What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

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