- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

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