- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

A cheeseburger and fries walk into a bar. The bartender says "sorry, we don't serve lunch"

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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