- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you know a chinese guy robbed your house? A: your homework is done, your computer is updated, and 2 hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: None. Bees make honey, not milk.

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

black people

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

What is worse than the holocaust. A worm in MY apple!

A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

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