Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

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A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

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Why did the midget fall from a tall building? Because somebody pushed him.

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Not even I believe you will ever know yourself that well ever Nero, you see what you created as a false illusion, as all of your, or rather our effort for nothing, as a pathetic attempt to create heaven on earth. In my eyes, you succeeded in doing so, and if it where for you, or more people such as yourself and I, it would have lasted, stop trying to give people what they do not deserve, and remember that making others happy will never cure the sadness and pain deep within you, only cover it. Stop fleeing from yourself, stay, get to know yourself.

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

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Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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A fat guy!

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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Chlamydia

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Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

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Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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