- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

gingers

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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