João Duarte reads this.

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What did Washington say to California? WC

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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What do you call two gay guys? People who should be living in California.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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who do we all like george goodburn

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The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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Nock nock Who's there K K who? You forgot the K

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