What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Jack Stevens

How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

A midget walked under a bar.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

whats green and slimy? green slim

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

what is orange? an orange

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

sucks Syntax...

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