- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like ass, And no one loves you!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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