- Anti Joke

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.