Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

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yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

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no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

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A white player in the NBA. Wait...

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HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

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A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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I love pissing people off :P

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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Why are black people black? They're not. They're brown you idiot.

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

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My Texting Convos: "Heyy!" "Hi!" "Watz up?" "nm hbu?" "Same here!" "Koolio!(: So wrud?" "Nothing. Just texting you!" "Yea! Same! I'm so bored! And tired!" "Ikr!" "Yupp!" *No one answers. When this is what you really want: "I love you soooo much!" "Awwwwh!<3 I loe you too!" "Do you wanna go out?(;" "YES!!(:" "ily<3" "iyl2<3" *convo goes on forever(: Moral: Purple tomatoes are books of yellow buttons on hands(;

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What did the electron do after losing his proton? Trough electromagnetical forces, the electron simply left it's atom, making it become a positive ion. Then, atracted by other atom's magnetical force, it joins the other atom's last vallence shell, creating a negative ion, since there are more electrons then protons in the atom in issue.

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You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

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What's short, white, and is sick and tired of your shit? A toilet. What's white and killed Elvis? Also a toilet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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