- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Women's rights.

A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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