- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

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What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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