Women deserve equal rights.

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

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Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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Why did Kristi drop her chap-stick? Kristi was of the many children held in hostage of the Jewish heritage during the times of Hitler's wrath. At the Concentration camps they were not given the opportunity to maintain a healthy, average diet thus decreasing her body strength. No longer could Kristi hold her chap-stick - alas her frail little fingers slowly released the cylinder shaped tube and hopelessly watched it hit the ground. As it hit the ground, a cloud of dust swept over Kristi's body. At the same time Kristi was taking a big whiff of fresh air (just kidding, the air at concentration camps were not fresh - it reeked of acid) she accidentally inhaled the dirt which fled through her body and made her faint. She woke up and it was a dream, lol.

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A young baby died.

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

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This would be racist to black people if they could read.

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Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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