- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

A police man pulls over a blonde for speeding. The policeman tells her she was speeding and starts to write a ticket. She get emotional and begins to cry. He writes the ticket, she signs it, and she drives off.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

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