All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

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A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

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Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

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What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

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What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

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What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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