- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

If you have a stroke, call 000

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

A man walks into a vagina. The man, expecting a holiday inn, is very confused, and later gets mauled by five bears, who mistook his scent for a fish.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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