roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

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What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

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why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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Q:Whats the difference between Jews and Pizza? A: Jewish people are humans, and pizza is a food

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A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

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What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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